Monday, August 28, 2006


KNN shag like fuck now. Yesterday went for Army Half Marathon, now body aching all over.

Somemore as usual in typical SAF fashion the whole thing is badly organised. Lim pei is prepared to run one (10km nia hehe) but wah lan eh the human traffic is jammed up all the way... Nabeh I have to walk at least 20 mins stuck in human jam until the ECP part than can start jogging. Even then it is start stop start stop lidat. Cheebye lah next time you know so many ppl participating fucking designate lanes for those running and walking one mah! Every year is the same fuck shit, SAF just never learn and fucking boh chup! Out of 10km I think I walked half of it hahaha!

To show proof of my contribution to nation building, see the result of my SAF running shoes after the "run"... the front part "open mouth" liao.

Anyway recently the PM talked a lot of cock (and cockles) during the National Day Rally which made many S'poreans buay song... (ok actually only the 33.3% buay song nia, the 66.6 is either fucking heck care or still feeling orgasmic after getting their progress package)

Anyway my friends who watched the TV telecast told me it is damnnnnnnn boring, with the typical cold and lame jokes and the por lumpar audience clapping and lapping up every fuck thing the kuku PM say.

This reminds me of what Winston Churchill once said... "What the people really want to hear is the truth -it is the exciting thing - to speak the truth."

So now we know why the kuku PM is so boring....

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Truman says...

"You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on."

"Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship."

"You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook."

- Harry S Truman