The real S'pore Pledge under the PAP

The truth always hurts...

We, the citizens of Singapore
pledge ourselves to serve the foreign people,
regardless of their backwardness, race, language or religion,
to build a foreigner-dominated society,
leveraging on 66.6% Singaporean stupidity,
so as to achieve happiness, prosperity and
progress for the famiLee, their cronies and their foreign fake talents.

However to feel less bitter, just lap up all the 155th media and newspapers for this weekend hahaha.
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