Monday, March 31, 2008

What cabinet change?

I find the ST report not reader-friendly, and frankly i doubt if people will care. For my own info i done up something simple below so that i can see the whole thing at a glance.

cabinet 1

I put them in 2 main columns, the left column are full ministers while the right columns are minister of state. Those names that are in colour means they have double portfolios. E.g. Raymond limp is minister of transport but he is also 2nd minister in Foreign Affairs.

3 ministries have no minister of state - Health, Manpower, and Environment. Whether those guys are that efficient that they don't need any help i dunno (or it could mean the other ministries are bloated hehehe). But i think this 3 ministries should play bigger roles as we are at the brink of an energy, climate crisis and peak population jam. The ministers in charge are also light weight with no worthy results to their credentials. Khaw was praised by GCT last night. But Khaw is responsible for rising healthcare costs and soon means testing will come in.

The other most glaring "ministry" is the PMO. Little Lee has 2 full ministers and one minister of state under him. Of cos on top of him there is the MM and SM, also without stated porfolios. Seriously looks like some kind of retirement home for cmi ministers and minister of state hahaha! But is not so funny when i think of the millions they are drawing in salaries.. WTF!

MITA is another dinosaur ministry. That one-eye Lee is still there even though he said after last election he will retire. Now he has Lui Tuck Yew, the 'i never watch porno' ex-Navy chief, with him. I think the media sector is just going to get more and more un-free and controlled under these kukus. After the Malaysian Election tsunami i'm sure the PAP will also want to find ways to fix the internet before Spore's own next election.

Sadly the Mas Selemat man, Mr WKS, is still around. But he has a new assistant, Shanmugam. Shanmugam is a lawyer, he will help WKS to answer questions and prevent self-pawn. He might even sue you if you tell him "sorrie also must explain" hahaha!

Right at the bottom, Jayakumar is said to be on the way out. He is now a "coordinating" minister without a ministry. But seriously he wont go one lor and will just hang around a while more and continue to draw his millions salary. Knn might as well dump him with the jiak liao bees in PMO! But that will be kind of obvious LOL.

So in total we have 20 ministers and 11 ministers of state. Wah lan eh!!! So many for fuck!? Play musical chair ah? Knn a kampong standard team need so many players one meh? Even Chelsea or Man Utd dun have such a big squad! SGians seriously short changed sia...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chinese say, 'change soup never change medicine, LPPL '

Anonymous said...

I think the PM's post must be the most easy with so many million-dollar assistants, also can keep quiet for so long during Mas Selamat's crisis.

Some more, it's twice the pay of Japan PM & three times the pay of S Korea's PM.

Is our country's GDP twice that of Japan ? 3 times S Korea ?

feedmetothefish said...

Hi Recruit Ong,

Hehehehehehe, same shit different time!

Our General Lee (who doesn't use his rank to pull anymore) has so many officers in his PMO's Office because he's too busy planning to 'buy votes and fix the opposition'. He also got no time for our Golden Limp Pai Kar Mas Selamat. You dunno meh?

He also got to keep his Papa happy what. Papa said,"Between being loved and being feared, I have always believed Machiavelli was right. If nobody is afraid of me, I’m meaningless." - Lee Kuan Yew, 6.10.1997

So LKY must continue to have power and position to instill fear and make his life meaningful. Abuthen?

He retires, he mati because nobody scared of him. We don't work we mati because we cannot feed ourselves. So nobody retire lor!

With no retirement, we contribute more to CPF (or they force us to take out as late as possible) so that they can muck around with the SWF which is don't know who's money. Yours? Mine? Or the Lee's and their cronies?

The kkn part of being Singaporeans is to know and laugh at the fact that they think we are idiots and we think that the are idiots to think that we are idiots!

Meanwhile, they laugh the way to the banks and we LL. LOL!!!

Btw, where's Mas now? Selamat Tinggal and Selamat Jalan?

Love the Wayang. LOL!!!

Cheers,
feedmetothefish

Anonymous said...

Come on man! Some credit for PAP! They're doing their jobs really well! I mean look at Mas Selamat's escape! I'm sure Mr. W**g can be an excellent toilet contractor for prisons when he retires. PAP teaches its ministers well man.

Cheers mate